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Thursday, April 9, 2026

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Why did the comedian get tired of following his dreams?

... (drumroll please) ...

He decided to just ask them where they were going and meet up with them later!

Bonus Joke: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

Groan Rating: 4/5 Groans (That one really makes you think... and then regret thinking!)
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