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Sunday, April 12, 2026

Happy Sunday, Dad Joke Corps! Let's Get Groanin'!

πŸ˜‚ The Main Event! πŸ₯
Good morning, Dad Joke Corps! It's Sunday, April 12, 2026, and we've got a fresh one baking just for you.

Why did the bagel apply for a pilot's license?

Because it wanted to know...

...What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel!
😬 Groan Rating! πŸ“
On a scale of 1 to 5 groans, we're giving that one a solid 4/5 groans! It really took off, didn't it?
🀣 Bonus Chuckle! ✨
Need another giggle? Here's a little extra something to brighten your day:

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!
πŸ’‘ Family Fun Fact! 🧠
Did you know that a group of pugs is called a 'grumble'? What a perfectly adorable name for a pack of playful pups!
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