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Wednesday, May 13, 2026

Dad Joke of the Day: Wednesday, May 13, 2026

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Ready for a historical pun that will make you rethink everything you know about famous figures? Let's dive in!

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

So, what did all this make him, you ask?

Ahem...

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!

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