Happy Sunday, Dad Joke Corps!
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π Your Daily Dose of Delightful Drivel
Good morning, Dad Joke Corps! Ready to kick off your Sunday with a laugh that's so bad, it's good? We've got a real gem today that might just have you seeing stars... or at least, seeing double!
Here we go:
I once bought a pair of shoes from a really shady character.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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β° Bonus Chuckle!
Couldn't resist adding another one to brighten your Sunday. This one's a classic:
Why did the man get fired from the clock factory?
Because he kept putting in extra shifts!
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π Groan Rating
On a scale of 1 to 5 groans, today's main joke earns a solid 4/5 groans. The wordplay is just sneaky enough to catch you off guard, then deliver that satisfying, eye-rolling punch. It's the kind of joke that makes you want to both applaud and facepalm at the same time. Perfection!
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✨ Fun Fact: Did you know Daylight Saving Time ends today for many of us, meaning we 'fall back' an hour? Enjoy that extra hour of sleep, or maybe an extra hour for dad jokes!
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Need more laughs? Explore our joke archives! →
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Keep on chuckling, and we'll catch you next time for more family-friendly fun!
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Which is better: 'falling back' for an extra hour of sleep or 'springing forward' for longer evenings?
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NEW ✨
A2z Word Finder is now an iPhone & iPad app
All 30 dictionaries fully offline, every solver from the site, plus the new Board Coach that reads a photo of your board and finds your best move. Free to download.
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Enjoyed this? Forward to a friend who would love it. Safe to share with the whole family.
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