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Dad Joke Calendar — December 2026

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1What do you call a fake noodle? (remix)...2Why did the scarecrow win an award? (rem...3I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. (...4What did the ocean say to the beach? (re...5Why don't eggs tell jokes? (remix)...6What do you call a bear with no teeth? (...
7I used to hate facial hair... (remix)...8Why did the math book look so sad? (remi...9What do you call a dog that does magic? ...10I told my wife she was drawing her eyebr...11What's the best thing about Switzerland?...12Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? (r...13What do you call a fish without eyes? (r...
14I'm on a seafood diet. (remix)...15What did the grape do when it got steppe...16Why don't skeletons fight each other? (r...17What do you call a lazy kangaroo? (remix...18How does a penguin build its house? (rem...19Why did the coffee file a police report?...20What do you call a factory that makes ok...
21Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pa...22What do you call cheese that isn't yours...23I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. (re...24What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? (r...25How do trees access the internet? (remix...26What's brown and sticky? (remix)...27What do you call a man with a rubber toe...
28I just watched a program about beavers. ...29What do you call a belt made of watches?...30Why did the stadium get hot after the ga...31How do you make an egg roll? (remix)...

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