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Issue #47

The Ladder Situation

Setup: Why did the bicycle fall over?

Punchline: Because it was two-tired!

Bonus: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll let it go.

The average person laughs about 17 times a day — and at least one of those is usually involuntary. You're welcome for being today's reason.

Issue #112

Breakfast Crimes

Setup: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

Punchline: She looked surprised.

Bonus: What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

Laughter is genuinely contagious — hearing someone else laugh activates the same region of your brain that laughs itself. The Dad Joke Corps is basically a health program.

Issue #88

Strictly Speaking

Setup: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

Punchline: It's impossible to put down.

Bonus: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Outstanding in his field.

The word "pun" may derive from the Italian "puntiglio," meaning a fine point of honor. Dad jokes are therefore a form of intellectual dueling. Tell your kids.

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